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RIVETPA
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8/21/13 9:18 A

I hate that the sound of someone farting makes me laugh no matter what... I could be in a serious conversation and if someone drops a bomb I crack up.

A couple of weeks ago at band practice someone dropped a bomb and while you couldn't hear it because we were in the middle of a song, I nearly passed out because it stank so bad. I cursed him out after the song ended though.

To summarize - the sound of a fart is funny, the smell is awful. hahaha



SARAHMO4
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7/10/13 7:18 A

the sound of "beep, beep" and the dumpster being emptied at 6 and its shortly after they came. Drives me nuts even since I have been living in my current place for 2 years.



KOKOMAD
Posts: 726
7/2/13 10:49 A

Boss says, "can you come to my office I need to talk to you about....."



RIVERCITYTOM
Posts: 469
6/26/13 12:03 A

upchucking



KOKOMAD
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6/25/13 10:46 A

Statements that end in with a question inflection in a higher pitch that end with a whine.



BREWMASTERBILL
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6/25/13 8:44 A

haha. I worked with one guy many years ago who thought running a little desk fan was good enough to mask sound and smell. He was wrong on both counts. He created some impressive fart tornadoes.



RIVETPA
Posts: 990
6/25/13 8:42 A

I also hate the sound of other people farting - especially when they're near by and you have no exit possible... you just know the stink is coming....

But otherwise yeah, when you can drop a bomb it's hilarious.

I work with people who in their own cubicles think it's ok to drop a bomb like that, figuring the cubicle walls prevent the sound or smell from escaping.

They're wrong. hahahaha




ROCK_CLIMBER2
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6/24/13 3:12 P

The phone ringing at work--means I'm going somewhere.
Dispatch tones for my work or fire department.



BREWMASTERBILL
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6/24/13 2:48 P

Other people farting. In related news, when I do it, it's really hilarious.



GLUECIPHER
Posts: 1,329
6/22/13 7:26 A

I don't know if its an American thing... but whenever girls get excited about something they scream "whoo hoo" Drives me nuts.



GRAVELRIDGEBOY
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6/20/13 5:26 P

A stock engine with no muffler...



GLUECIPHER
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6/20/13 6:49 A

i hate hearing someone speaking about religion.



RIVETPA
Posts: 990
6/19/13 1:43 P

I hate the sound of babies/kids laughing or crying.
I hate the sound of an acoustic guitar, unless it's Flamenco style then I like it.
I hate the sound of a harmonica
I hate the sound of someone puking.
I hate the sound of an old alarm clock that didn't come with a "wake to radio" option

I'll think of more!



 
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