Typical male: R U Guilty? LOL!

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5/27/11 4:17 P

I are one, but out of neccesity I can do my own cooking, cleaning, and sewing. Can seen to find the right woman to do that stuff for me.

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5/27/11 10:05 A

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS-26XG9GXA

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5/24/11 11:28 P

Aren't we all somewhat guilty of being typical male? I try so hard, but there are just some things that seem to be inborn.

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5/20/11 7:48 A

I think I do all of those with regularity except for the TT compliment. One of my specialties is also telling jokes in poor taste in mixed company. I'm good at dividing a room and getting girlfriends/wives mad at boyfriends/husbands (for laughing at my jokes).

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5/18/11 9:26 A

Git 'er dunn!

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5/17/11 2:36 P

after cooking dinner and feeding the kids, i to like to cut the cheese ( i like to lift the leg )

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5/16/11 10:18 P

Farting, better out than in.
Scratching, gonna happen.
And, 'Git 'Er Done!'

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5/16/11 7:04 P

Probably the easiest way to answer that is: similar to Larry the Cable Guy.

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5/16/11 6:43 P

Farting here, I usually try to make it as loud as possible when its as quiet as possible, like at the most intense climax part of a movie, but I do keep it away from the kitchen/ dining and bedroom.

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5/16/11 3:37 P

I grew up in a single parent family (Mom) and my Mom taught me how to cook, clean, sew, do laundry and be sensitive. So when I was a young man I prided myself on what a "progressive" male I was......PFFT! Che'yeah, RIGHT!

I am STILL working on NOT doing the following:
I still leave the toilet seat up
I pass gas in mixed company and then CLAIM IT!
I scratch myself in public
I burp without covering my mouth
If I'm not paying attention I WILL make a vocal comment on a nice set of T/TS walking by
oh hell, there are plenty of other things, too.

How 'bout you. Brother!?