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ARMSPORTS
Posts: 1,310
5/11/10 11:19 A

Any Sienfeld fans out there? If so, you have to respect the ASSMAN.



GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/11/10 9:30 A

OK, the boobies have it... I guess in more ways than one Bill lol



LOOSETHEGUT
Posts: 364
5/10/10 4:04 P

Boooobbbiiieeeeessss.
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JECANTRELL91
Posts: 108
5/10/10 12:15 P

Boooooooooooobbbiiieeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss




GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/10/10 11:26 A

OK, we have a nomination for the motto and I think that was a second from Bill. All in favor please signify by saying Boooobbbiiieeeeessss.



BREWMASTERBILL
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5/10/10 11:12 A

No doubt. We're a bunch of boobs.



KJFITNESSDUDE
Posts: 15,622
5/10/10 5:10 A

Okay, the brunette had WAY better 'boobies' than the passenger!

I think we found our Motto for this club: "BOOBIEEEEEEEEEEEES!"



DANSTOUT
Posts: 735
5/9/10 7:46 A

Where do you get one of those boob jobs Coral speaks of? Sounds much better than my job!



GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/8/10 8:27 A

ROTFL

Hey, I think that cop works here!



LOOSETHEGUT
Posts: 364
5/7/10 4:09 P

Staying on topic...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WND
lf6hA6TY



LOOSETHEGUT
Posts: 364
5/7/10 4:07 P

Can I get an amen



JOSOP2009
Posts: 1,273
5/7/10 3:54 P

You know, if you look at it right, this entire site is dedicated to helping us see more Breasts, and do more with them when we do! That is the point of getting healthy, isn't it?



LOOSETHEGUT
Posts: 364
5/7/10 12:52 P

Thats it no more BOOBIE talk??? emoticon



GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/6/10 4:59 P

DANG MAN! I think he might have passed out because he was drunk after looking at her. Either that or the bag fell off and he got choked on it.

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BREWMASTERBILL
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5/6/10 4:52 P

I don't think it was my turn, I posted the N cups. But alas ...

Here we go again, L cups.

www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/5568505
-woman-almost-killed-her-lover-with-40
ll-boobs


SOOOO ... I come in on vacation no less, with a boob link. Double word score!



GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/6/10 4:45 P

Man, it's been a little while for me to hear Sgt before my name. Sounds good though!
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Edited by: GERRY_BEAVERS at: 5/6/2010 (16:45)


JOSOP2009
Posts: 1,273
5/6/10 4:35 P

DLCJ21-we also have a political party you can join. All the candidates are hot females in french maid outfits! Sgt-at-Arms Beavers can fill you in.

Ladies (in case Coral brought friends) we like breasts. A lot. Now that you've had your Oprah-like epiphany, please close the gate on your way out (Bill forgot).



GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/6/10 4:13 P

Laugh all you want to up on point DLCJ21!!! We have to get that gate closed!!!

TO ARMS, TO ARMS, the women are coming.. the women are coming!!!



DLCJ21
Posts: 1,713
5/6/10 4:00 P

You guys are funny.



JOSOP2009
Posts: 1,273
5/6/10 3:56 P

Billy went to Detroit (RIP Ernie Harwell). Looks like he left the gate open when he took off!!



KJFITNESSDUDE
Posts: 15,622
5/6/10 3:48 P

Yeah, I think it WAS Billy's turn!

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GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/6/10 3:44 P

Dang it, we had an infiltrator. Who was on guard duty??? Wasn't it BREWMASTERBILL's turn on patrol? Come on, we have to secure our borders.

huh, huh... I said "duty"

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LOOSETHEGUT
Posts: 364
5/6/10 3:20 P

You had me at BOOBS.



KJFITNESSDUDE
Posts: 15,622
5/6/10 2:55 P

PERIMETER ALERT! PERIMETER ALERT!

Warning Will Robinson, WARNING!



-CORAL-
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5/6/10 2:16 P

She probably has a boob job!!!!



GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/6/10 1:09 P

So MRPLATSON, are you saying you don't care how big her boobs are as long as her feet are small??? So she can get up close the the stove and sink???

Yeah, just trying to liven it up a little

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GLUECIPHER
Posts: 1,329
5/6/10 12:05 P

too funny! LOL



RSOARES
Posts: 357
5/6/10 10:57 A

Right / left
conservative / liberal

or "ME LIKE"

i AM WITH YOU KJ...ME LIKE!




SLOANJR1
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5/6/10 10:32 A

Yes, to all



MRPLATSON
Posts: 336
5/6/10 10:12 A

Bill, that's funny that story reminds me of a friend of the family's. It's a shame our insatiable lust for large mammaries has genetically engineered women with breasts so large they become immobile.
IDK, call me crazy but I'd rather have a woman who cooks and cleans!



KJFITNESSDUDE
Posts: 15,622
5/6/10 9:40 A

Big Boobs = Big Gov't

Lean athletic body = Cutting FAT

Big Boobed Athletic type = ME LIKES! And,.......guess what? One of my SparkFriends fits that description!



RSOARES
Posts: 357
5/6/10 9:20 A

would big boob fans be: left or right, conservative or liberal...i smell a party divide her gentlemen!
Focus on the issues!




GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/6/10 6:28 A

We may have a new spokesperson here!!!



GRAPEMASTER
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5/5/10 11:48 P

I totally agree emoticon



JOSOP2009
Posts: 1,273
5/5/10 9:46 P

Why do we have to choose between an athletic booty and Big B B Breastasests? Can't we have both?



GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/5/10 9:33 P

That's what I love about you Bill, you're so dang PC
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BREWMASTERBILL
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5/5/10 8:20 P

Whatever tickles your pickle, Dave. We don't discriminate.



BIGDAVEJ
Posts: 810
5/5/10 8:01 P

Sorry guys, but really big breasts has never done it for me. Now a really athletic booty is another story. Uh, uh, uh.



GERRY_BEAVERS
Posts: 114
5/5/10 7:34 P

Hey, lets get back to the BIG B-B-B-Breastasests!!!! I believe our chairman has the floor, go ahead killerjoe.



RGRJOE175
Posts: 469
5/5/10 5:02 P

I love all women. Well except for the one's in my family. Those are a royal pain in the ass.



BREWMASTERBILL
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5/5/10 12:52 P



GLUECIPHER
Posts: 1,329
5/5/10 12:47 P

This is pretty cool.

Edited by: GLUECIPHER at: 5/5/2010 (12:47)


KJFITNESSDUDE
Posts: 15,622
5/5/10 12:44 P

HEY! No FAIR! No striking nerves w/o me!
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How about when we talk about BIG B-B-B-Breastasests!!!!
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BREWMASTERBILL
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5/5/10 12:23 P

Right, and I've heard enough of "my husband won't get on board now that *I* have decided it's time to start living a healthy lifestyle." ... (snicker).


(How long before we strike a nerve)?



MRPLATSON
Posts: 336
5/5/10 12:04 P

I don't so much mind the occasional woman popping in ... just as long as they don't expect us to offer any "support" or to "console" them.



BREWMASTERBILL
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5/5/10 11:57 A

Of course they are. They stalk just like men do, only in a much more secretive fashion. Us guys are too deliberate, obvious and creepy when we stalk. :)



KJFITNESSDUDE
Posts: 15,622
5/5/10 11:52 A

oooo, clever way of saying they are spying on us!
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ARMSPORTS
Posts: 1,310
5/5/10 11:50 A

Here's another way of looking at it: If I were to tell my wife that I was getting together with some of my guy friends for conversation and support, I would probably hear the following: "Why?" "Who else is going?" "Where are you going?" "What are you going to talk about?" "What did you talk about?"...etc.

If my wife told me she were meeting some of her female friends to do the same, she would hear "Good idea. When will you be back?"

I general, I think women are just more curious about us then we are about them.



BREWMASTERBILL
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5/5/10 10:40 A

Ya, I think that's why they created a men only group, I think it's called "Men, You're not Alone" and one of the rules of the group is that you have to be male. emoticon

I don't mind the occasional female popping in to our lounge, just don't complain about our caveman like behavior, habits and smells. And don't come here to complain about your husband because I'll probably side with him. emoticon



KJFITNESSDUDE
Posts: 15,622
5/5/10 10:17 A

They are a-l-w-a-y-s checkin' in on us, jeezsh, I tell ya! LOL!

We come here to our virtual ManFort to burp, fart and make crude comments and then what? T-H-E-Y come here to see what we're doing and complian about the smell!

OY!


no, no, no,.....DOUBLE OY!

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