Okay, without getting too vulgar rate the way you like having "relations" (tee-hee).
1 - Simple, the way God intended
2 - SAA except with mood lighting
3 - Mood lighting and some heavy kissing (petting) prior
4 - Candle-lit dinner, followed by some wine, then number 3
5 - Number 4 only she's wearing sexy lingere during dinner
6 - All of number 5 but at a Hotel instead of home
7 - All that with something jingly in a black satin bag....
8 - Um,,,whatthehell are THOSE for!?
9 - Duct tape?
10 - yes, Mistress, may I have another?
11 - JESUS CHRXT! That HURTS!!!!!
Do I R-E-A-L-L-Y have to tell you MY rating or can you guess?