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KJFITNESSDUDE Posts: 15,787
9/12/11 12:37 P

That was my point.
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EMERALDALCHEMY Posts: 443
9/12/11 12:18 P

Slightly TMI. emoticon

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KJFITNESSDUDE Posts: 15,787
9/12/11 4:49 A

For amatures? I don't THINK so, there's an art to using the vibrator and the first of it is for her (my GF) to NEVER be allowed to use it by herself or have her hands touch it when it's being used on her, LOL!

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WILKERSONR Posts: 5,148
9/11/11 11:02 P

I reckon if your learning it right or it works for you that is all that matters.

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EMERALDALCHEMY Posts: 443
9/11/11 10:14 P

Haha! Technically, I'm neither. However I am an autodidact, and you may take that how you like.

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WILKERSONR Posts: 5,148
9/11/11 4:54 P

EMERALDALCHEMY so are you saying your a pro? I was thinking you were an expert.

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EMERALDALCHEMY Posts: 443
9/10/11 6:28 P

That's for me to know, and my husband to find out. emoticon

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WILKERSONR Posts: 5,148
9/10/11 5:27 P

EMERALDALCHEMY So what do pros use?

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JIMIPAGE29 Posts: 2,856
9/10/11 4:40 P

I hold hands with my wife to keep her from shopping

EMERALDALCHEMY Posts: 443
9/10/11 12:11 P

Hah, wands are for amateurs.

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KJFITNESSDUDE Posts: 15,787
9/10/11 10:02 A

I'm all for choice "D"!

She pulls out a Hitachi Magic Wand & I pull out a lock box where I'll keep it and not give her the key!

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How's THAT for torture?

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EMERALDALCHEMY Posts: 443
9/8/11 12:34 P

No, they don't. emoticon

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9/8/11 11:26 A

If I had to pick one, I'd say probably C. Although I'm not sure that'd be my exact response. It might be something more like "OK, let's give this a try and see how you did".

To the 300 dollars saved vs. 1200 spent, my answer to that nonsense is "I saved 100% by staying out of the store".

Another acceptable answer is, "I doubled my money today, here is how, I took it out of my pocket, folded it and put it back in my pocket".

Note: these answers do not necessarily curry favor in the bedroom.

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KJFITNESSDUDE Posts: 15,787
9/8/11 6:07 A

Thanks for reading....
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JIMIPAGE29 Posts: 2,856
9/8/11 2:33 A

For the younger guys. The first time she throws this at you. I saved you 300 dollars today, she spent 1200 to save 300. Get the 2nd job.

EMERALDALCHEMY Posts: 443
9/7/11 11:34 P

If you know what's good for you, C.

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KJFITNESSDUDE Posts: 15,787
9/7/11 11:06 A

....with a black bag from the naughty local adult toy store.

Do you:

A) Tell her to turn right back around and take it back?

B) Run for your Mommy?

C) Kneel down right there and say, "Yes, Ma'am?"

D) Show her YOUR bag from the same store?

E) Say to her, "Cool, a French Maid's outfit, whatcha cookin fer dinner!?"

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