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6/15/11 4:10 P

Lol

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6/15/11 4:06 P

today is a gift that's why they call it the present.

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6/15/11 4:03 P

Very good - it's always fun to laugh!

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6/15/11 4:00 P

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! I love it :) Thanks for sharing....(still giggling and jiggling here) LOL

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6/15/11 3:52 P

OMG!!! That so made me laugh and I sooooooo needed to laugh!

Thanks for posting!

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6/15/11 10:16 A

I've seen these before, but they always make me smile. This time I started going through them to find my favourite one or two, but I decided about halfway through that they're ALL my favourite line.

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6/15/11 10:04 A

Thanks for sharing! It gave me the laugh I needed.

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6/15/11 9:52 A

How does a thermos know when to keep hot things hot and cold things cold?
If nothing sticks to Teflon then how does Teflon stick to the pan?
If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?
Can a hurst drive in the car pool lane?
How come the pizza deliver guy gets to your house faster than the ambulance driver?

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6/15/11 9:11 A

I can't top that list !! I really enjoyed it~!

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6/15/11 9:09 A

Thank you for making me smile this morning.

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6/15/11 9:02 A

*** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the h#ll are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Ev en under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies & Gents ..... Quit Laughing.

Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

Enjoy life!!!