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SUNSHINE99999 Posts: 9,358
1/26/12 4:48 P

that was pretty good so thanks for sharing.

TACDGB Posts: 6,136
1/26/12 4:13 P

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I don't know as it has never been done.

LISADAWN1312 Posts: 288
1/26/12 2:48 P

Too cute Thank you

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1/26/12 2:35 P


~ Do what good you can, and go in peace ~

1/26/12 11:59 A


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"Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence...
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and stars...In the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul" ~ Desiderata
LARSIL Posts: 939
1/26/12 11:38 A

This is definitely a page I am NOT showing my 15-year old son!

"My Shepherd will supply my need."

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MMEEAAGG Posts: 723
1/26/12 11:20 A

Those are soooo cute!

The other day my cousin called my other cousin a sharpie (God knows why) and he says, "You're right, I've got a fine point." hahah, he's only 14.

LATTELEE Posts: 4,697
1/26/12 10:36 A

1. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

2. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

3. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

5. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"

6. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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