HEY! Y'all want a really good laugh? www.damnyouautocorrect.com
NOT sure if they're all real, but they're all pretty geegolly funny. Warning:Do not open at work if you're supposed to be working.
I remember when I was on facebook, there were some doozies. Like "lemon zest vag" instead of "lemon zest bag" in reference to tea. Oh, gosh. There was another one that titillated me every time I thought of it, and we used it in place of another word. Now that's going to bug me.