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GLITTERFAIRY77 Posts: 8,023
5/10/13 11:50 A

HEY! Y'all want a really good laugh?
NOT sure if they're all real, but they're all pretty geegolly funny. Warning:Do not open at work if you're supposed to be working.
I remember when I was on facebook, there were some doozies. Like "lemon zest vag" instead of "lemon zest bag" in reference to tea. Oh, gosh. There was another one that titillated me every time I thought of it, and we used it in place of another word. Now that's going to bug me.

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5/10/13 11:30 A

My hubby once accidentally texted "I lover you." I know it was accident, but I kinda like the idea of being "lovered." Every once in a while, I'll text him "I lover you" on purpose.

Also, my phone often turns "you' into "thou"...Sometimes I leave it just to sound Shakespearean. My friends get a kick out of it!

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5/10/13 11:21 A

nothing specific comes to mind but I know that I have made several and rushed to make the correction just to prove that I am not really stupid.

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5/10/13 11:17 A

I'm a texting newbie. I know there have been some auto-corrects that cracked me up at the time, but can't think of any right now.

I do get a chuckle out of the SP spell check suggesting DUH when I type DH emoticon

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JGIRL5799 Posts: 553
5/10/13 10:40 A

My last text I received was from my hubby... I love you babydoll!
Just out of the blue.. sometimes texts just make my day like that

I just love auto correct sometimes.. what was the funniest thing that you had which you meant to what your cell phone corrected for you and sent out?

my phone always turns zumba into zimbabwe LOL

Edited by: JGIRL5799 at: 5/10/2013 (10:46)

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