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BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/30/13 5:54 P

You mean those were Skittles? I thought they were diet pills!

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/30/13 12:12 A

The power was out and I couldn't do my Wi workout this week.

(This is actually a potentially good excuse in New Hampshire -- a land of frequent power outages. But, I have learned that any excuse is a poor excuse -- for me.)

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/30/13 12:09 A

I'm an innie and there's lots of lint in there.

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/30/13 12:08 A

I've never had my tonsils out; that leaves me at a disadvantage.

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/30/13 12:07 A

Must be those long underwear I've been wearing because of the cold.

TURTLESDOVE Posts: 1,061
1/29/13 2:53 P

1. I'm not fat, I'm just bloated!
2. There must be something wrong with my thyroid, Dr. Oz said so!
3. Everybody loves a little junk in the trunk!

JANEY102482 Posts: 387
1/29/13 2:35 P

"I can't lose weight because I've had my gallbladder removed."

(As told to me by my coworker)

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/29/13 1:56 P

I had to have drinks with my boss.

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/29/13 1:56 P

I missed mu haircut this week.

NAUSIKAA Posts: 4,848
1/29/13 8:06 A

I'll work it off later. (yeah right)

I thought that was kilojoules...

CHARMIAN2 Posts: 996
1/29/13 5:10 A

Can't afford thin clothes

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/29/13 4:02 A

I have swollen glands.

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/29/13 4:00 A

I'm trying to fit into the American ethos.


BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/29/13 3:59 A

My apple tree died, this week.

35BYMAY SparkPoints: (1,477)
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1/27/13 5:41 P

bahahaha @ STEPHEN_NANNY

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/27/13 5:18 P

On advice from my nutritionist, I'm forced to eat from the five food groups:
1. Sticky-sweet
2. Buttery-Goodness
3. Salty-crunchy
4. Starchy-Satisfying
5. French-Fried-Fortified

MBHRD7 SparkPoints: (1,737)
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1/27/13 5:03 P

I cannot afford healthy food when Mc Donalds cheese burgers are only a dollar.

SNOWJESTER SparkPoints: (29,528)
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1/27/13 4:54 P

The cake was vegan, so it was good for me!

ummm no.

STEPHEN_NANNY SparkPoints: (10,496)
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1/27/13 4:51 P

Mine always were:

It's genetic. (My dad was thin)
I'm big boned. (I'm really not)
I'm stocky. (Only when 90 lbs overweight)
I appreciate food. (And apparently a 44" waist)
I have a slow metabolism. (Nothing to do with 6 hrs on Xbox with Cheetos, I guess)
My wife wants me bigger. (Let's just say this was a misunderstanding)

LEKSIPATSY Posts: 380
1/27/13 4:40 P

I am guilty! Mine are...

Muscle weighs more than fat!
It's that time of the month.
My body likes being this way.

YOJULEZ SparkPoints: (15,605)
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1/27/13 3:43 P

The cookies just jumped in my mouth.

SPKRAUSE Posts: 543
1/27/13 3:09 P

I'm on a see-food diet ...

CYND59 Posts: 7,691
1/27/13 2:17 P

My mother told me to always clean my plate. LOL!

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/27/13 2:09 P

I adopted Jack LaLanne's fitness program and puuled a row boat from San Francisco to Alcatraz with my teeth. I guess I took in too much water. emoticon

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/27/13 1:58 P

This last week I mourned the death of Twinkies. emoticon

BOPPY_ SparkPoints: (89,801)
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1/27/13 1:56 P

My digital scale was interfered with by the Army's drone controller.

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1/27/13 1:52 P

My dog ate the low cal cook book. emoticon

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