I have this 'friend' at work and I'm not gonna lie; she's got a ROCKIN' body and knows it. She's 25 yrs. old and real nice to everyone (but the middle aged women at work HATE her) but she continually wears clothes that are INAPPROPRIATE for work!
One day about four months ago she got called into the office and was told about her white pants. White pants, no biggie, right? Except that she was wearing a black THONG and you could totally see it through her somewhat SHEAR pants! Not to mention the WHALE TALE, too! (see UrbanDictionary)
Ok, this all seems like some weird backward twisted Twilight Zone story; I should be telling you about how HOT this woman is and I'm totally salivating at her body,.......except,.....that I knew her as a kid and I can't see her that way!!!!
We talk all the time and frankly, she's one of those sickly sweet type of personalities and is unaware that some people (like me) get put-off by that attitude. She'll come and talk to me in the mornings and sometimes asks (kiddingly) if she's in dress code violation. We laugh and then I think to myself, "YOU most certainly ARE in dress code violation". I have tried, unsuccessfully, to tell her to tone it down but I can't seem to bring myself to do that for two reasons:
1.) I don't want to seem like a 'creeper' (see UrbanDictionary for various definitions) and;
2.) If the other men at work find out I tell her to tone it down I'll be the scurge of the building.