I got to thinking about all the crazy things that our kids and pets have done over the years. Here's a couple stories (among many) from my home front.
At age 4, one of my daughters plastered the whole bathroom sink with about 1/4" of toothpaste and left it for us to find. When asked who was to blame, she told us our cats did it.
The other daughter, upon being taken to the Grand Canyon (and standing behind the rail, overlooking the canyon) asked, "So where's the big hole everyone keeps talking about?"
We left our three cats alone in the house while we took a long weekend camping trip, and when we got home we had no drapes on our windows -- they were all torn down!
Any of you have humorous stories?