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6/7/13 9:35 P

In my perfect world I would be a famous opera singer

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6/7/13 4:29 P

In a perfect world, my house would clean itself. Oh. And I would be a billionaire.

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6/5/13 6:52 A

In my perfect world, there would be realistic sizing on clothing for everyone so that all clothes followed the same dimensioms

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5/29/13 12:53 A

no Wars No Hunger,no Abuse!!!!

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5/27/13 6:22 A

In a perfect world lions would lay down with the lambs

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5/27/13 6:17 A

In a perfect world people would turn off their cell phones in public and pay attention to you instead of it.

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5/26/13 5:46 P

Perfect cream could call my name any time and I'd answer without guilt...

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5/26/13 12:12 A

In a perfect world, vacuuming would be a crime

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5/25/13 11:30 P

In a perfect world toilet paper would be endless.

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5/25/13 10:35 P

In a perfect world I would be Mrs. Josh Groban

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5/25/13 8:55 P

chocolate would be free

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5/25/13 8:02 P

In my perfect world... cities would be designed for bicycles and pedestrians, not cars. There would be plenty of paved bike/walk trails heading out in the wilderness.

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5/25/13 7:58 P

in my perfect world I could eat as many M&M's as I wanted calorie free.

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5/25/13 6:57 P

in my perfect world kids would clean up their own messes

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5/15/13 7:49 P

In my perfect world, I would have had more than one child.

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5/15/13 7:44 P

In my perfect world, every woman would be slim, healthy and beautiful!

All men would be slim, healthy and handsome!

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5/15/13 2:24 P

in my perfect world; kitchens would clean themselves, my husband would eat my cooking, and the local store would have all the exotic ingredients on sale.

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5/15/13 1:07 P

this topic made me think of Bette Midler's "From a distance..."


Edited by: AUTUMNGLORY7 at: 5/15/2013 (13:12)

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5/15/13 12:40 P

In my perfect world, I could eat anything I wanted and not worry about weight gain, blood sugar, or high cholesterol.

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5/15/13 11:01 A

In my perfect world everyone would be happy and kind.

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5/9/13 3:15 P

In my perfect world:

(Serious) I hear ya about the bullying GLITTER. In my case though, the bullying turned out to have a positive. It prepared me for the real world. Going back to topic, animals would never be abused.

(Fun) Pizza and beer would have no calories but would taste just as good.

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5/9/13 1:57 P

In my perfect world I would be a perfect weight without worrying about calories in and out. emoticon

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5/9/13 1:42 P

in my perfect world, unicorns would exist, all my childhood dreams would come true..

Music would be the only thing allowed and we would be able to live for free off from our own land ...

Kinda weird we have to pay just to live on our land.........

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5/9/13 11:18 A

In my perfect world, we would all be living like the Cleaver Family. There would be no crime, kids could play outside any time without worry, parents would be in charge and children would listen. My house would be immaculate and everyone in the family would be slim and healthy. And for me, it would be fun to do projects like painting the garbage cans with a dress on, and never even get dirty! Wow! And since I love cooking, it would be no problem being a stay-at home mom and doing that. I do that now anyway.

My own family was like that when I was a kid -- the world has changed.


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5/8/13 7:39 P

Complete this sentence, in my perfect world money doesn't exist, people think of others before themselves, and everyone is content in their lives.

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5/8/13 6:26 P

I hear ya on that cheesecake!

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5/8/13 6:23 P

In my perfect world, parents of bullies would get their behinds belted, and THEN both parents and the bullying child(ren) would have court-ordered intervention therapy.

For fun?
In my perfect world, cheesecake is calorie-free.

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5/8/13 3:17 P

We all have thoughts of a perfect world with no violence of any kind but this post is for fun.

Complete this sentence, in my perfect world_______________________________.

Here is mine and remember it's just all in fun: In my perfect world teenagers do not talk, once they hit puberty all they can do is listen.

Let's not make this serious, it is for fun.

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