I was going to look into sucking the fat out of my stomach and thighs and the injecting it into the girls.
I changed my mind though, I am kind of happy with mine. I am 37 and they are still Super perky
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Ha Ha, that is one reason my husband didn't care for it the few times I lost alot of weight, he prefers me to have some curves and something to work with, but I can understand trying to find something that might help, our culture makes a big deal about boobs and abs, lordy lordy, as if a person can keep tight abs and live a normal life without spending time every day half starving and exercising. It ain't gonna last forever, either.
SINAED, glad to hear you were doing your research and came across this as an amusing thing. :) I an admit, when I was in high school, I did order some crazy cream that was supposed to help. I can't remember what it was, but my friend an I were convinced it could happen and to try everything we could. Neither of us ended up trying it, thankfully, (who knows what was actually in it? haha!) and now I'm learning to enjoy the body that I do have. Including the changes that I can make, of course.
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I had big boobs from the beginning, and the more I weigh the bigger they get. I want them to get smaller and losing weight should do it. I just hope they don't sag then
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I used to have big tatas (my nickname in high school was boobs), but they've shrunk significantly. Bums me out, but it makes shopping for clothes, bathing suits and bras much better.
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Thanks for your humorous comments.....i researched those foods for their nutrient values to benefit some of my health conditions and just thought it amusing when i was googling breast enhancements as a joke those particular foods came up. Seriously i'm 46 have breastfed 7 children and even at my top weight never had large breasts so i know it wont happen and i don't actually want large breasts....maybe a little firmer but not larger. (sorry if that is TMI for some people)
Would love to see more wives tales about this subject or even jokes
we all have something about our bodies we don't like. I am the the CEO of the tiny hiney club...........as I have no butt. But with doing squats they have helped and now I am getting noticed. I hear ya tho........as my size b boobs aren't much to write home about. Chest flyes help so they don't even sag any. Love that.
I will gladly give you the fat from my thighs so that you may use natural substances to enhance your chesticles. Big knockers aren't all that you may think they are. They can be cumbersome and annoying. Granted, they're pretty-but boobies are not decorations. They are made for feeding babies.
hahaha okay do I dare say what I heard will make them larger? hahahaha I heard that if they are ummmmmm how can I say this well u know how you suck on a lollypop? I heard if that is done often that it will help to grow hahahaha not sure if it's true my friend was part of the itty bitty club at one time and said how hers got a little larger was that way... Me? I don't have to worry I was blessed with them at a very young age, I probably had b cups when I was 8 yrs old and well now I'm a D... it just runs in my genes I guess as my mom was big busted... I always wished for them to be smaller but hey the people that have big ones want smaller ones and the ones that have smaller ones want big ones hahaha just like people with curly and straight hair... ya can't win hahaha
When I was at my smallest, I was a size A. As I started to gain weight, I got up to a C/maybe a D now? What I wouldn't give to have my A's back!! Larger breasts are way harder to dress, and find bras for. But, like you, when I was a smaller bra size I did the same research and tried things. In my opinion, they belong on the same shelf as diet pills, guaranteed to win lotto tickets, and the easter bunny. To each his own, though, so feel free to do whatever you want with your body. Just be sure to stay safe with what you try.
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I have always referred to myself as the president of the itty bitty tittie committee and since i have lost weight they have reduced in size........on the bright side i shouldn't suffer from sag there is nothing to sag lol I have researched into ways to enhanced my breasts without surgery.....there's the usual magic pills, creams, massage techniques and exercises (well i actually do those kinds of exercises in my daily routine anyway). The one that intrigued me was types of foods that will enhance breasts so i have decided to incorporate some of these foods into my daily diet. Its an experiment on my own body incorporating fenugreek fennel and soybean products into my diet..... the advice does say it takes time but doesn't everything.
Feel free to comment or even joke about this experiment
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