Part 3 of my hates
1. Please guys purchase the right size workout pants
I am going to accidently laugh if you split them and show me your sponge bob under roos or g-string.. When you do that pull up-please tighten the draw string- I don't really want to see your.. Your not in prison- pull those pants up- we have not stolen your belt..
2. Please don't take that rubber square and forget to return it- people with brittle bones use it on the peck deck.. See that old lady there she is searching because of you- those trainers are also pissed at you!
3. If you don't fit a machine ask a trainer to find a exercise instead of cramping your dirty long legs into a machine not designed for 2 meter plus legs..
4. If your group trainer cancels- don't get all bitchy and walk out the door- explore the rest of the gym or try the other class the receptionist kindly suggested- never know it might be fun..
AND I have watched 10 women do this trick walk out the door in protest on more than one occasion- when they can't find a reserve trainer! People do get sick, do you want them cough and sneezing over you? Get way to infect everyone with swine influenza!
5.Don't like to program that trainer sewed together- please don't stand there making a scene.. Go look at the staff board and ask to try another trainer perhaps the chemicals are not right- I am going to feel strange with a 25 or less age male telling me to pull finger out.. I look for someone my age and old school!
6. So I took your favourite elliptical- Jesus I look around the rest of the room is empty why this one?
If you can't set it, go get someone to help you instead of abusing the electronics or disturbing me..
I have tried this one day 3 different people- I want my workout too!
7. Remember to remove your empty shampoo container- don't look at me like a alien- your mother doesn't work here and that sign says clean up efter you?
8. What you didn't see the sign no newspapers in the sauna or no razor in the showers.. Need glasses your welcome to borrow mine..
9. I don't care if your on call- discuss this ½ hour situation or problem in the lounge area out of the weight rooms.. I am not ease dropping your breaking the rules- am I crazy or is there a no phone zone sign hanging there?
10. Super you sweaty from your bike ride- what about a shower and change of gear before pouring your bodily fluids over the machines.. That small towel won't take it all please!
11. Don't have a towel-try going out to the computer log in at reception and read the huge print- please use or purchase a towel on the way in!
12. Boy I say boy are you trying to fly doing bendover rows with extreme large weights? You could injure yourself doing that please slow down! Hey you your experienced- help your buddy, don't stand like dick and laugh at him!
13. Work in pairs not in flocks, please leave several work benches in the dumbbell area.. Why do men have to work in 4 or 6's???
Chances of using the pull up bar today are nearly zero if I have to wait on all 6 of you! How many reps do you have 4 sets and you? Let me see now thats about 1½ hours cross I better find something else the list of back exercises.. What come at another time point- cross in the house another flock of idiots there to.. Jog on brother, suggest box another pull up bar device- sorry sweety we don't have money for that. What that's the flipping 3 time the gym has changed wall paint colours this year!
14. Great upper V what about those sorry chicken legs and non existant butt? I think some women are going to get a laugh if you go strud around that stuff!
15. Tattoo- I love a tattoo, but make sure it ain't something brainless done in a drunk moment.. Those people over there think your a born losser- perhaps thats why they are giggling bud?
16. If your the only person with vibram 5 fingers, sorry honey your going to turn heads.. I understand you feel like geek- we are giggling and point at your feet..
17. So many layers? Sweating like crazy- we dig your overweight- but please don't pass out on us from dehydration! It's embarassing having being collected by ambulance from the gym this way.. Oh sweetie please remember your astma spray- you gave 9 other women quite a shock in that class- the instructor is still shocked..
18. Please join the round tour of the gym- if you know the rules people may avoid a grine at your expense..
I won't dare say these things but I could bet money other people at gyms are thinking them and like me getting a good giggle.. I did say to the guy laughing at his friend to take care of him- he should know better and a instructor agreed.. These to didn't see the instructor enter the area they jump when he bombed his two cents listen to her. I almost dropped my dump bells too..
I use the smith machine because I have to put a workout bench with 1-2 set angle up to reach the bars of the gym pull up bar on a captions chair.
I am terrified of falling also off this if my grip slips and rocketing down on my ass from the high drop for my "short ass".. I may actually get lucky and break my back on this device falling back down on the said tilted bench and tipping it up- if the gym doesn't get equipment for really short people.. I can barely reach the handles to use grip straps without struggling with them and now with my new fear of heights..
I am looking for another gym, this will be my third change in for 7 years..
Edited by: RENA1965 at: 1/2/2011 (13:39)