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That first one - waiting for them to talk, and then asking yourself why you taught them words....gets me every time!
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| Thanks for sharing such a cute story!
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| Cute story nice to be reminded others deal with the same things
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USARMYCHICK
3/21/07 12:38 P
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| Too cute!!!! I'll have to show that to my DH...LOL
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CARRIE2211
3/20/07 11:19 P
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| Thats great!!!! I loved it!!!
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XXCRYYBAXX
3/20/07 11:03 P
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| I like this comment its funny.
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BNVS232000
3/20/07 5:28 P
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| So funny! It's true, too...!
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That's a good one! Thanks for making me smile early on a monday morning!
Kel
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| This is sooooooo on the button. Thanks for the giggle.
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| I'm glad that I found your post, my kids have been fighting all evening and I'm ready to scream! At least now I've had a good laugh!
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that made me smile! thanks for the laugh
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WANNABFIT_47
3/16/07 10:50 P
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| Oh,thank you so much for the laugh!!!!!!!!!
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JENBUG1218
3/16/07 10:23 A
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To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,grandchildren,nieces,nephews, or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was
"DON'T ! "
"Don't what ? "
Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.
"Forbidden fruit ?
We have forbidden fruit ?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! "
" No Way! "
"Yes way ! "
"Do NOT eat the fruit ! "
said God.
"Why ? "
"Because I am your Father and I said so ! "
God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked !
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? "
God asked.
"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.
"Then why did you ? "
said the Father.
"I don't know,"
said Eve.
"She started it ! "
Adam said.
"Did not ! "
"Did too ! "
"DID NOT ! "
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY !
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you ?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your
nursing home one day.
AND FI N ALLY:
IF YOU ! HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE
TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
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