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| There comes a day when your kids stop pronouncing words wrong and you don't get to hear cute things anymore. (My daughter, for instance, when she was little called her bathing suit her "baby soup" - I miss that), but my 7 year old told me the other day that his friend in his class is out sick because he has the "chicken pops". Ah, this too shall pass..........
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| Today my 4 yr old daughter said that her grandpa (who really could benefit from...) should go on sparkpeople. I asked her why and she said so that he would feel better and get stronger. Does she know what it's all about or what?
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| After telling my 3-yr old granddaughter that our kitty had gone to heaven where they had really good kitty food, and fun kitty toys, she asked, "Is heaven a store or a house?"
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| While visiting my friend's home daycare today, she asked little Anthony to take a bite of his fruit. Putting his hands up he exclaimed with a huff, "I need my space!"
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1SEXYMAMA
7/26/06 10:28 P
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| my son asked me if santa and God were friends
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| My then 9 year old said "Mom, don't marry that man." Boy, was she ever right! kids see what we don't...
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BLUE.WOLF
7/26/06 10:18 P
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| When my now 19 year old was about 5 he told everyone that the california raisins lived in California and no one could change his mind.
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| Several years ago I was teaching nursery school, we had an outbreak of chickenpox going through the school. Trying to get an idea of who we might expect to be out sick in the upcoming weeks, at Circle Time I asked the children if anyone had ever had chicken pox. One little girl spoke up and stated "Well, I've never had Chicken Pox but my mom makes cornbread."
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| When my grandaughter is told she can not have something in the store, she always says well we better ask grandma then.
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LILAFRODITE
3/21/06 9:21 P
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We got a coupon book for McDonalds in the mail the other day.
My 4 year old son sees it and tells me,
"If you eat too much McDonalds, you'll get fat and die."
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| Trying to teach my 5 year old grandaughter that she can't have everything she wants, and I asked her what would she do if her little girl wanted something and she didn't have the money to get it for her..........her response was..........I will just use a credit card!!!
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ONEDER_WOMAN
3/16/06 11:14 A
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My son on the soccer field at age 3 comes running over to me crying "Mom!! They won't share the ball!!" All those years of teaching him to share worked!
My reply "They aren't going to share honey. Now GO TAKE IT AWAY!!"
LOL.
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| When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
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First Grade Teacher to student: Name the four seasons.
Student: Salt, pepper, mustard and ketchup.
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Well....part of this was out of the mouth of our kids, the other part was my husband and my contributions....still an amusing conversation..
Youngest Son: Dad, do we have any batteries?
Dad: Nope, we are all out
YS: Uh, that sucks!
Dad: Well what do you want me to do? Crap batteried?
Oldest Son: Well, if you can crap batteries, we need to program you to crap gold!
Dad: I think that would hurt a little
Me: Yeah, but with a little exlax, you could get that burst cache moving in no time
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SOONERSUSAN
2/17/06 8:47 A
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| My daughter is 10 yrs old-in years. She is in gifted programs and an accelerated learning program called Rocket to College(ROC), so I guess it shouldn't have surprised me. One night we were lying in our beds and her voice came drifting across the hall..."Mom, do you think Adam and Eve had belly buttons? I think Eve's children did, but on Adam and Eve they would've been totally extraneous"
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A ten year old was learning the Bible under the tutelage of his Grandmother, and was becoming quite knowledgeable.
One day he floored his Grandmother by asking, Which virgin was the mother of baby Jesus, the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?
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TUBBINFOOL
2/16/06 5:04 P
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What did you learn in school today Billy?
I learned to Zip My Lips.
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This really happened.
My little brother had been selling the boy scout popcorn, when we got it my dad opened one can and as usual it wasn't anywhere near full. So he said "Man, it looks like that gipped us." A few min. later my little brother iss digging in the popcorn when we asked him why he said he was looking for a gipptus.
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One day a small boy opened the very old and big family bible. As he looked thought it something fell out and he picked it up looking at it closely he realized that it was a very old leaf that had been pressed between the pages.
He said to his mom, "look what i found:
The Mom asked "what have you got there son?"
With wonder in his little voice he replied "I think it's Adam's suit."
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| Don't interupt a man playing war games ...
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Hahahahaha. That just gave me a very early morning chuckle. Thank you! 
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When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him
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