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I'm Gray with a little Blond,she sure is cute.
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Even tho I'm blonde, (well, with alittle gray)
that's cute!!
Karen
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LASTTIME39
3/10/06 8:49 A
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OKIEPAPA.. one more joke and then I'll let someone else take over... no offense to blondes..have a few in my family..just a cute joke.
Blonde Jokes - The Diet
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor." "No, from all that skipping."
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the devil made me do it
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HI ME SWEET,jurney? you chaseing pills too,told that one a few times,it really gets a laugh,good one LAST
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HI Estelle,
Looking forward to the journey. Thanks!
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LOL Thanks for the joke.
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| Hi Sweeetme, I just joined too. I know we can all do this. It will be a fun adventure. It looks like there are a bunch of new people and we can all travel the journey together.
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Loving it,loving it,great joke,just keep pushing those pills,I mean picking them up.
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FERRET-EYES
3/6/06 5:52 P
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Joni!!! you lost a pound!!!
One pound a week, is 52 pounds a year and if you want a visual...208 cubes of butter!!! 208...that is a load of fat!!!!
Just keep that scale going down. and keep doing what you are doing, because I heard that you LOST a pound this week. (loved your joke!) Take care.
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ok.. since I only lost one lb. this week...I'll supply some humor.....hahaha
"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds.
"I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time...."
Joni 
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| Hi again,how about a little humor,it's time for a smile a mile,your turn please.
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Hi Willows,
A big welcome and looking forward to reaching our goals together. It's lots of work but we can do it, because we have each other.
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| Hi Joni, I've been on the program since late January. I lost 10 pounds then came to a big stand still for 2 weeks. This morning...I LOST #3 pounds and Iam so happy, I went out and walked a mile.
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| Hi, Iam still with you just haven't been on, but Iam back. We have snow on the ground here in Ohio but Iam looking for Spring. Even bought some seeds to get the garden going and then maybe Iam rushing it,lol.
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Hi all
We may have 6 feet of snow but the sun was shining today and it almost got to the freezing point. The snow had better watch out cause the sun will soon be winning the battle.
I took advantage of the beautiful weather and went for a long walk. It feels so energizing. I am so looking forward to warmer weather.
Karen - I think I would miss the seasons as well - but sometimes in February I wish I was living a lot further south
Everyone have a great day. I am actually looking forward to my weigh in day this week.
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Joni--
My brother and SIL are in Fla, and keep urging me to come there-- I visit, but I THINK I would miss the change of seasons. Not really crazy about the heating bills, but this winter I went back to the wood stove. Takes some muscle so I'm glad I found SP!!!
Karen
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Hi Willows..your right a neat place. Hope we can all help each other along the way.
Joni
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Hi KWONSET.. ahhhhh snow.. the reason I moved from Buffalo to Florida.
Joni
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Welcome
I am new too. This is a neat place. Come back often...
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6 feet of snow!! I guess what we have in CT is just a dusting; can't wait to be able to do more outdoor type things. SP has made me eager to keep moving and losing!!
Karen
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Hi LIZZYC1,
A big Hello from me to you.
Joni
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Hi SWEETME..I'm in Central Florida. Sorry, it took so long to reply. I check in Sparks to record my cardio an strength exercises everyday but I don't post to often. Tomorrow.. Mar.6 th will be my second week..and I will be happy with a 2 lb. loss
(hoping..smile.) Hope your doing well..don't forget..drink at least 8 glasses of water, and have a great day.
Joni
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Hi Sweetme
I hope you are still with us
I am from Canada. Still very cold here at at least 6 ft of snow still in my back yard
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Joni
Thanks for the welcome. Our daughter-in-laws name is Joni. Iam from Ohio. Where are you? Iam pretty new at this posting thing but I think it will be fun and since we are all in the same boat, very helpful.
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LASTTIME39
2/28/06 6:17 P
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SWEETME.. a big welcome..over the weeks we will all be here for each other. Have a great day.
Joni
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Iam going for it all. I found this site by accident so I guess it's talking to me to get busy .Thanks to all for welcoming me. I need to lose about 40 pounds. Iam an old girl, but still looking to be healthy and fit. I hope iam in the right place because Iam 70 years old, but hanging in there.
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| This site is lots of fun while at the same time gives lots of very good ideas. I have 70 lbs. to lose so figure I will be here for sometime, might as well enjoy it. All of that and free too.
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This is a great sight
Welcome
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FERRET-EYES
2/27/06 11:28 P
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Hi there. You will love this site. I don't know if you are trying to get fit and /or lose weight...but no matter, you'll find lots of help here.
Post if you have questions, or struggles, and people will help you. Take care.
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| Just joined today and looking forward to all the help and encouragement Ican get and in return I can give. Good luck everyone!
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